Ok, this is a really hard post to write, because it is about Jamie Dornan’s penis.
I am sure it is a lovely penis, but wonder if fans will feel it is the penis of Christian Grey.
Look, they have gone over every other part of his body with a microscopic lens–hair, eyes, chest, beard, clean shaven chin, chest, butt, etc–so I do not think I am that far off to think that fans might also be, um, interested, in his penis as well. After-all, Christian did tell Ana that it was, in fact, a very important asset.
There is a lot of talk about Jamie Dornan going full frontal nude in Fifty Shades of Grey. To that, we say yay!
And by all rights, he should be naked. Completely. And a lot. Christian was butt naked often in the books. Dakota Johnson signed up for full nudity and viewers will want equal time for the male lead of Fifty Shades of Grey.
There are supposedly two version of the film being made, one that has less explicit stuff and one version that will be more of an uncut, NC-17 version.
Um, there is a question of something else that might be uncut.
There is a naked photo of Jamie Dornan floating around the internet. We are not going to post is, or link, because that seems so rude. Yet, it seems to be a photo he posed for and was aware of. And in the photo, we noticed that his penis looks, well, uncircumcised.
Could be the camera angle. Could be photo shop. Maybe it’s not really his organ. Who knows.
It just begs the question: Do readers imagine that Christian Grey is circumcised or uncircumcised, and does it matter anyway. It is common for men of all faiths to be circumcised before leaving the hospital in America; certainly common for a man in Christian Grey’s age range of 27. It is not as common a practice in Europe. Then again, Christian had a wacked out mother and maybe it never happened.
Jamie is hot man, and a good actor, and we believe he will rock the part of Christian Grey. But will this little issue be another bone of contention for fans?
We don’t mean to be offensive at all but this a role under scrutiny and this is an organ that carries a lot of interest for fans due to the nature of the book.
And it’s not like Jamie has been shy about showing his body. He is practically naked in many photos on the internet, in addition to those he is actually naked in. In fact he has been quoted as saying nudity is very comfortable for him.
For anyone who needs information on the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised penis, check here.
In the spectrum of things, the world has much bigger things to worry about, and we are sure that Jamie will make the scenes so hot that women around the world will fantasize about that part of his body.
But we realize this is a question that we never really knew the answer to:
Do you think Christian Grey is circumcised?